Monday, August 2, 2010

From "The Personal Files of Awesome_Dragon"







My friends and casual acquaintances it is time I told you the truth about our world. A truth few have known about, and few always will. Eons ago, there was a war in Heaven. Satan and a third of the beings there fell and were cast to Earth. However, there are six beings that there is little record of. These six beings were Satan's most powerful and loyal generals in the aforementioned war.




They were called the Darchons.




The six Darchons were pure evil in it's highest form, six demons each with a particular power or ability that were capable of immense destruction. After the fall Satan imprisoned each Darchon all over the world, fearing that they would interfere with his plans. For millenia the Darchons waited patiently as their seals began to fade. One by one over the ages they escaped, striking a deal with a weak and pathetic human that allowed them complete control over their host, giving them the bodies they needed to accomplish their dark designs.







Unfortunately my research has only revealed two Darchons at this time, the first of which I will share with you know. After much research and a few near death experiences, I compiled this file.







The Darchon Files 001: GalgaMael







Name: GalgaMael the Fame Monster

Powers and Abilities: Mind Control, Power over Illusions, Telekinetic abilities.

Current Host: Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta, aka "Lady Gaga"


To the best of my knowledge, GalgaMael the Fame Monster, was the first Darchon to free himself. Darchons hunt hosts with similar desires and prey on them and offers them visions of glory until the person is willing to host the demon in order to achieve greatness. Sadly this rarely works in the hosts favor.

GalgaMael is called "the Fame Monster" for a very simple reason: He feeds on fame. He literally needs it in order to survive. He has spent centuries as a popularity parasite, taking a host turning her (Oddly most of GalgaMael's hosts tend to be female.) into an overnight sensation and then leaving her to cope after her twenty minutes of fame are over. Many of GalgaMael's former hosts are driven mad by the experience and have a hard time healing their mental scars after possesion. Former hosts like Britney Spears and Lindsey Lohan have a long way to go if they ever wish to get over thier traumatic time spent as hosts to a Darchon.

After acquiring his most recent host he became a pop celebrity in no time at all, using his powers of persuasion to acquire record deals, and using hypnotic music to brainwash the masses. In no time at all GalgaMael had acquired vast amounts of fame and was more powerful than ever before. The more outrageous his acts became the more slaves flocked to his aid. Unfortunately GalgaMael's power continues to grow unchecked.

The mere mention of GalgaMael (or his host's) name causes the monster's powers to grow, so fortunately since few people read this blog, the mentioning here will not raise his strength substantially.

Simply knowing the truth will help you resist GalgaMael's dark influence, and hopefully spread the word to combat him. Why the Council has yet to send someone to combat him however remains a mystery.

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