I am internetting!

Hello and welcome to my blog. If you are reading this I'm going to assume one of two things:

1. You are one of my friends or my immediate family.

2. You are a very bored nerd who typed "Awesome Dragon" into Google and wound up here.

Either way you are here and you can't leave. Unless you hit that tiny X in the right hand corner of your monitor. Or change the URL at the top of the screen.

Or get up and walk away from the computer.

Yeah right. If you could do that you wouldn't be here would you?

Unless you're my family. I'm sorry. I love you.

So anyway here at muh blog I'm pretty much going to do whatever I want. And I mostly want to make fun of things. Especially YOU. No, not you. YOU! Yeah you know who you are.

Jerk.

So be sure to monitor my blog. I'll be sure to update at some point in time. Most likely the past. Maybe the future. Who knows?

I do!

Shut up.